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October 25, 2006
The problem is, my head is too damn big
Things that really should come back into fashion:
#1: The Fedora. Or just hats in general. But mostly, fedoras. Admit it: you watch the old movies and think "God, that hat is dead sexy." Never mind that the good haircut wasn't invented until 1993. That's why you had a hat.
#2: Bolos. Because they match with my giant belt buckles.
#3: Giant belt buckles.
#4: Paisley. Just kidding.
#5: Hair metal. Ratt. Poison. Twisted Sister. Don't make that face. It's your guilty pleasure, too.
Now think of them wearing fedoras. And bolos. With giant belt buckles.
Perfection.
Posted by Ken at October 25, 2006 4:52 AM