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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 29 May 2012 03:29:48 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Blog</title><subtitle>Blog</subtitle><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2012-05-26T06:41:41Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Welcome home, Autobot</title><category term="Autobot"/><category term="Europe"/><category term="Squirmy"/><category term="photos"/><category term="the Boy"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/5/26/welcome-home-autobot.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/5/26/welcome-home-autobot.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-05-26T04:00:41Z</published><updated>2012-05-26T04:00:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>A couple of weeks ago, I had to make a tour of Europe for work. It's been a while <a href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2011/9/6/note-to-my-children-when-youre-skimming-the-worst-bits-of-th.html">since I changed jobs</a>, and my family (and myself) have pretty much gotten used to me not traveling anymore. &nbsp;It was downright awkward to be in the airport again after so long.&nbsp;</p>
<p>It's been nice.&nbsp;</p>
<p>However, these things come up, and the Boy, who was a bit worried about me being alone for so long, gave me one of his Transformer toys to play with. (Not his <a href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=optimus+prime&amp;hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;sa=X&amp;rls=en&amp;biw=1440&amp;bih=764&amp;tbm=isch&amp;prmd=imvnsr&amp;tbnid=WDaolh4e5qEJHM:&amp;imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime&amp;docid=uZqncyF-Cl00yM&amp;imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Optimusprime-armada.png&amp;w=240&amp;h=311&amp;ei=w1bAT4vdDMTW6gHE753eCg&amp;zoom=1&amp;iact=hc&amp;vpx=391&amp;vpy=153&amp;dur=118&amp;hovh=248&amp;hovw=192&amp;tx=98&amp;ty=140&amp;sig=103531731768253319547&amp;page=1&amp;tbnh=124&amp;tbnw=90&amp;start=0&amp;ndsp=35&amp;ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:143">Optimus Prime</a>, mind you. &nbsp;Just a nameless figure that he sort of likes. Still. It was sweet, no?)&nbsp;</p>
<p>I sent home pictures along the way.&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">First: the autobot hit Germany.</p>
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<div class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: inline; width: auto; text-align: left;"><br />"Hey... wait a second - you're not the same Autobot!"<br /><br />"Yes I am."<br /><br />"No you're not! You look completely different."<br /><span class="text_exposed_show"><br />"No I don't."<br /><br />"What the hell. The other one had big tall wing things. You have crazy-weird devil horns. And you're half again as big!"<br /><br />"OK. Fine. You got me."<br /><br />"..."<br /><br />"..."<br /><br />"Well this is awkward."<br /><br />"You lost the other one at the hotel &amp; bought me as a replacement, didn't you?"<br /><br />"Shutup and look at the flowers, Autobot."</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">I wonder what the hell did parents do before they invented Amazon?</div>
<div style="text-align: center;"></div>]]></content></entry><entry><title>19:52 - Shoes</title><category term="Project 52"/><category term="Queen Elizabeth"/><category term="photos"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/5/13/1952-shoes.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/5/13/1952-shoes.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-05-13T19:22:53Z</published><updated>2012-05-13T19:22:53Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>This week, I've been visiting Europe for work. But I arranged my schedule to allow me to spend the weekend with lovely friends in the north of England, and had the chance to catch up over dinner and see what are truly a bunch of dear people, and get horribly nostalgic for our time here.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The evening before I headed back out to finish my meetings and go find a plane back home, we were standing around getting their kids ready for bedtime, talking about the upcoming olympics and the Queen's jubilee parties. And my friend Jon drops into conversation "... when I met the Queen, she called me by my name."&nbsp;</p>
<p>For anyone doing research, if we become friends, I expect to know about any brush with royalty within the first 12 months of our aquaintence. NOT several years later. Because what if I had needed an introduction? Or some Windsor crested stationary? You think she just gives that stuff away to total strangers? I'm not saying you should go around name-dropping. But find a polite way to bring it up in conversation over a pint, yeah?&nbsp;</p>
<p>To make it up to me, Jon let me take a picture of his shoes for this week's LPTG.com 52 week photo challenge. Theme: Shoes.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7086/7189362182_c611dff082_z.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336937479231" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The man wears a powdered barrister's wig and defends people accused of violent crimes and murders all week.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">These are his "cutting loose" party shoes.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I say he wears them under his robes some day and see how long it takes for someone to notice.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>For the record, this is NOT normal.</title><category term="Bride"/><category term="Commentary"/><category term="conversations"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/29/for-the-record-this-is-not-normal.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/29/for-the-record-this-is-not-normal.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-29T15:42:58Z</published><updated>2012-04-29T15:42:58Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><strong>My Bride</strong>: Did I ever tell you that I don't like to touch milk?&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me</strong>: You mean "share."&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>My Bride</strong>: What?</p>
<p><strong>Me</strong>: You don't like to <em>share</em> milk. Even with your children. Which is weird, and kind of selfish. But we accept you anyay.</p>
<p><strong>My Bride:</strong> No. I mean, yes: sharing milk is gross. But I don't like to touch milk.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> Why would you need to touch milk? When does this come up?&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>My Bride: </strong>Also, I don't like ketchup except when it's on things.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> What are we talking about? When would you have ketchup by itself?&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>My Bride:</strong> It feels icky. And then my hands smell like ketchup. Or milk.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> I'm lost.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>My Bride:</strong>&nbsp;Try to keep up. This is the same reason I only eat watermelon with a fork, after it's been cut up.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Me:</strong> We've been married for almost 18 years. And you are still a mystery.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>My Bride:</strong> I'm totally normal.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>17:52 - Passing time on (yet another) flight</title><category term="Project 52"/><category term="photos"/><category term="reading"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/28/1752-passing-time-on-yet-another-flight.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/28/1752-passing-time-on-yet-another-flight.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-29T02:47:10Z</published><updated>2012-04-29T02:47:10Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I can't complain. I don't travel nearly as much as I used to. I find, however, that this makes getting on another plane even more awkward and annoying, though I've lost none of my ninja-level skills for getting through security screening quickly, I'm glad to say.&nbsp;</p>
<p>This week's <a href="http://www.lensprotogoblog.com">LPTG.com</a>&nbsp;photo challenge is 'coffee'. Of which I don't drink a lot. (and besides, I sort of <a href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/3/30/1352-new-beginnings.html">already did that.</a>). &nbsp;However, my flight down to Florida this week for a conference ran long. And a cup of coffee along with a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Pretend-This-Never-Happened/dp/0399159010">good book</a> passed the time.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7279/6977085488_15e805e78c_z.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335668174439" alt="" /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Focusing on the important things in life</title><category term="Commentary"/><category term="capitalism"/><category term="spring"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/20/focusing-on-the-important-things-in-life.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/20/focusing-on-the-important-things-in-life.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-20T22:49:56Z</published><updated>2012-04-20T22:49:56Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>You know, like painting a lemonade stand with the kids.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.gradygroove.com/storage/post-images/576172_3868481396205_1403682661_33538967_620711973_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1334962319250" alt="" /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Reflections on keeping chickens, 4 years on</title><category term="Homestead"/><category term="chickens"/><category term="homesteading"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/9/reflections-on-keeping-chickens-4-years-on.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/9/reflections-on-keeping-chickens-4-years-on.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-09T18:15:56Z</published><updated>2012-04-09T18:15:56Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Tomorrow, &nbsp;10 new chicks arrive to supplement our little backyard flock. As I mentioned earlier, this has become something of a spring ritual, replenishing the flock to make up for natural losses (predator, sickness, stupid-chicken accidents), making sure we keep a fairly steady rate of lay, and a chance to explore and have fun with the different breeds. &nbsp;We've managed to cut down on the annual attrition from that first year as we figured out how to fend off the natural predators (we lost 12 chickens in a week once, and the remainder all looked rather emotionally scarred). &nbsp;This spring's order will take us up to about 30 hens. &nbsp;If I could send a letter back through time, here are a few of the lessons that I wished I could have known up front:&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On where you put the coop:&nbsp;</strong>If you site the coop at the edge of the property, you will have further to walk with the water bucket in the winter. Through the snow. At least until the children grew big enough for this daily ritual.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>On nesting boxes:&nbsp;</strong>There's a reason all the commercial nesting boxes you see have slanted tops. To keep the chickens from roosting up there. Because if they roost up there, they will poop up there. &nbsp;And somebody's got to clean that stuff.</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; Also? It doesn't matter how many you make. All the chickens will fight over the last two.&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On coop building:</strong>&nbsp;Make sure the door is wide enough for you to fit the wheelbarrow through. Then add another 18". &nbsp;Otherwise, you will have to climb out OVER the contents of the full wheelbarrow every time you clean the coop. &nbsp;And you will curse your lack of foresight every time you do this.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>On cleaning the coop:</strong><strong>&nbsp; </strong>You will almost certainly never do this as often as you think you will.<strong> &nbsp;</strong>Also: the children will resist doing this, despite the threats. However, it is good for them. Start them with a pair of gloves and the nesting boxes. Use less shavings than you think you should. It will prompt you to clean more often.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>On predators:&nbsp;</strong>They will eat the chickens in various and creative ways. The can be slowed down with decent fencing (bury it a few inches) and some netting, but it will happen. Even the chickens will eat each other under certain circumstances. Other times, a chicken might just die with no obvious cause. You will not be prepared to deal with this the first time it comes up. The children will be mildly grossed out. &nbsp;But this is not the worst way for them to learn about the cycle of life, and they won't turn out to be axe murderers because of it.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; &nbsp;Probably. &nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On weather:&nbsp;</strong>Chickens almost certainly will not freeze to death. Even with several feet of snow on the ground. They also probably won't overheat. Just make sure there's a reasonable mix of shade and shelter, and check in on the water situation each day, and quit worrying about it. A whole lot of chickens made it through a whole lot of seasons before someone invented heat lamps, warming pans and electric fans.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>On feed:&nbsp;</strong>If you want to start an argument between chicken keepers, ask them what they feed their birds. &nbsp;Given the fact that, if given a chance, a chicken will eat just about anything that has or is currently living, this choice is more about what makes the keeper feel good than what makes the chicken feel good. A diet of layer pellets, compostable scraps and the <a href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2011/8/1/yep-thats-a-whole-pig.html">occasional leftover pig carcass</a> seems to keep ours happy. &nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; (Note: I just started an argument between chicken people.)</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On store-bought vs. home-flock eggs:&nbsp;</strong>You'll rarely meet anyone who talks about how much money they've saved on eggs since getting chickens. You won't be the first to crack that nut. Between the cost of feed, subsidizing non-layers, the coop, occasional replacements for various birds/equipment/fencing, etc., it's pretty much impossible to beat the price of a Stop &amp; Shop dozen. Some people say home-flock eggs taste better, at least. While they certainly cook differently (a consequence of freshness), I've never been able to taste much difference. &nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; (Note: I just started another argument between chicken people.)</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; But you will be able to avoid paying the children an allowance for YEARS this way, as they get to sell the &nbsp; eggs and pocket the money. Which is less efficient than just putting money in their pockets, but at least involves some regular exchange of work/product/money and includes some basic economic lessons in there.&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On breeds:&nbsp;</strong>Get at least 2 but no more than 4 birds that look alike. You will struggle to tell them apart otherwise, and not be able to really keep an eye on which is doing well over time, or tell quickly if anyone is missing.</li>
</ul>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp; Besides, a mixed flock is a pretty flock.&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>On chickens:&nbsp;</strong>On the scale of animal intelligence, a chicken rates somewhere just above a not-particularly-shiny rock. One of our earliest losses was because a chicken had gotten its head stuck in the fencing, and broke its own neck trying to get loose. They are, however, full of personality, and once you're set up, they're easier to care for than most fishtanks, with the added bonus of being able to make an occasional frittata in exchange.</li>
</ul>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Totally worth it.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>14:52 - Think Small</title><category term="Project 52"/><category term="foodie moments"/><category term="photos"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/7/1452-think-small.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/7/1452-think-small.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-07T22:10:41Z</published><updated>2012-04-07T22:10:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>This week's <a href="http://www.lensprotogoblog.com">photo theme</a>&nbsp;- something small, but evocative.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I'm still loving the iPhone 4s camera - I take as many pictures with it these days as I do with my Canon SLR.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7192/7054857911_81da311bcb_z.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333850330607" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Wednesday is #FatherDaughterBreakfast</title><category term="Critter"/><category term="bacon"/><category term="foodie moments"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/4/wednesday-is-fatherdaughterbreakfast.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/4/4/wednesday-is-fatherdaughterbreakfast.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-04-04T12:35:30Z</published><updated>2012-04-04T12:35:30Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span>&nbsp;</span></span>&lrm;"Hey, bacon."</p>
<p>"Hey, little girl."</p>
<p>"You look extra good this morning."</p>
<p>"I'm candied today. Thanks for noticing."</p>
<p>"I love you, bacon."</p>
<p><span class="text_exposed_show">"I love you too, little girl."</span></p>
<p><span class="text_exposed_show"><br /></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://distilleryimage1.instagram.com/204218667e4511e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333542958708" alt="" /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>13:52 - New Beginnings</title><category term="Project 52"/><category term="photos"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/3/30/1352-new-beginnings.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/3/30/1352-new-beginnings.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-03-30T16:51:28Z</published><updated>2012-03-30T16:51:28Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>This week's <a href="http://www.lensprotogoblog.com/lptg52-week-13-theme/">LPTG.com</a>&nbsp;weekly photo theme is <em>'new beginnings'.&nbsp;</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I'm sure they were thinking about Springtime. I'm more tactical. I can't begin my mornings properly without the right fuel in sufficient quantities. &nbsp;Make mine a double, please.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7270/6883702150_7e6629525a_z.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333126489055" alt="" /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Street style tacos: Braised beef shank</title><category term="Mexican"/><category term="foodie moments"/><category term="recipes"/><category term="recipes"/><id>http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/3/26/street-style-tacos-braised-beef-shank.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2012/3/26/street-style-tacos-braised-beef-shank.html"/><author><name>Ken</name></author><published>2012-03-26T13:11:18Z</published><updated>2012-03-26T13:11:18Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.gradygroove.com/storage/post-images/310032_10150754011776197_742931196_11232582_1489167784_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1332767541101" alt="" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I posted this picture to <a href="http://followgram.me/u/10710092">Instagram</a> &amp; Facebook, and a few folks asked for the recipe. It was ridiculously easy, and a great way to use a cheaper cut of meat. It's a little hard to create a "recipe" out of this, as I did it mostly by feel and what was handy. But for what it's worth, here you go.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>The Beef:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I used a couple of hefty slabs of beef shank (cross cut right across the lower foreleg or shin of <a href="http://www.gradygroove.com/groove_blog/2010/11/9/autumn-meat.html">our steer</a>) that I had in the freezer. We have lots of cuts like this - tougher, lankier cuts from the parts of the cow that aren't porterhouse or flank steak. &nbsp;These can end up in your grocery store isle as "stew meat" or typically minced by your butcher into ground beef. Otherwise, you'll find them left whole as your cheaper pot roast options. If you have a decent butcher department or shop near you, you can ask for shank or other cuts for a fraction of the cost of your more popular cuts. I have one advantage in pulling this from our stash - this came from the dry-aged half of the steer, and was especially flavorful.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Used: Bone-in shanks (x2) - net weight, about 2 pounds. You could easily subsitute just about any cheap, meaty cut. Look for 'London Broil' on sale at the grocery store (which technically isn't a cut of meat. It's a method of preparation for a tougher portion of beef).&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>The Liquid:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I braised the beef shanks (otherwise, they'd be tough and unenjoyable). Braising is simply a way to cook it long and slow, with moisture, and is really handy when you have cheap, tough meat cuts. Typically, I would sear the meat first. But I was lazy. I just put the two shanks into a small casserole dish, and poured in a quart of plain tomato sauce. I had the luxury of being able to send the Critter down to the basement and pull up a jar my Bride had made and canned last summer. But any decent tomato sauce will do. You want the liquid to be about 2/3 the way up the side of the meat. Not covering. But a pretty healthy amount.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>The spices:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong>I added two packs of McCormick's fajita seasoning. This dirty little secret is my go-to Mexican mix of spices. I could (and have) made my own blend of cumin, garlic, chiles, salt &amp; pepper. But I just as often don't bother. It's good, and cheap and quick. And when I'm lazy, it's the perfect blend. Note: I <strong>never</strong>&nbsp;use the packet of taco mix this way. I don't know what's the difference between the two. Except this: One is great. One is crap.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">If you want to make it from scratch, I'd use about something like the following for 1 qt of sauce:&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>1 or 2 tsp cumin</li>
<li>2 cloves garlic, smashed</li>
<li>1 tsp salt</li>
<li>1 or 2 tsp smoked paprika</li>
<li>1 tsp dried oregeno</li>
<li>0.5 tsp salt (or to taste)</li>
<li>0.5 tsp cayenne pepper. (or to taste)</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align: left;">I tend to like my flavors on the strong &amp; spicy side. So feel free to adjust to your pallette.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>The cooking:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I cooked this at a simmer in the oven (about 275-300 degrees) for 4 hours or so. When done, I sliced the meat off the bone, and into 1/4" wide strips (against the grain). Then I put the meat back into the sauce and left it warm on the side of the oven while I quickly finished up the rest of the fixings.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Salsa fresca:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>&nbsp;</strong>There are hundreds of easy recipes here. But it comes down to a few basic ingredients.</p>
<ul>
<li>Tomatoes</li>
<li>Onions</li>
<li>Cilantro</li>
<li>Chili</li>
<li>Lime</li>
</ul>
<p>Chop. Stir. By default, I use roughly equal-ish amounts of the first three. And generally one or two diced jalepenos (or a few dashes of tabasco, if I'm out of fresh chiles). Squeeze the juice of one lime over it all. Add a pinch or two of kosher salt, and chill in your fridge for a half hour or so, if you have the time. Make extra. So you can make the next part.</p>
<p><strong>Guacamole:</strong></p>
<p>The easiest way to make guacamole is to add a heaping serving spoon of the salsa above to a couple of mashed avacados. Mix together, and boom. Add more lime juice if you like. (and who doesn't?)</p>
<p><strong>Eat</strong>:</p>
<p>At my house, I'm pretty much the only fan of corn tortillas. The ones in the photo above are really small, taco-truck style. I bought them in LA on our last trip and brought them back. They can last quite nicely in the freezer for months. For real taco-truck style, take two small ones like above, warm them over an open flame (or on a dry cast iron skillet) and stack them on top of each other. Then top with your beef, salsa and a dollop of guac, and you're good to go, just like that. You can add a slice or two of jalepeno to the top if you're feeling feisty.&nbsp;</p>
<p>For the rest of my family, they like flour tortillas. Basically the same treatment: warm over open flame for a few seconds. Fill. Eat. Repeat.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Boom. Easy tacos: street style.&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry></feed>
